Thursday, April 28, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Back in Action: Britney Spears
britney dons a sparkly, tight red body suit and makes another futuristic music video with lots of sweaty bodies rubbing up against one another. this may be a mashup of her past but it sure isn't bad.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
moving out and taking it all with me



I AM MOVING OUT AND I LOVE MY APARTMENT. I LOVE THE ELABORATE WALL ART I'VE MADE OUT OF FREE POSTCARDS, I LOVE ALL MY FILM FESTIVAL POSTERS, I LOVE MY CURTAINS, AND I LOVE MY WINDOWS. HOW WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO TAKE IT ALL WITH ME AND REPLICATE IT IN A NEW (MOST LIKELY MUCH TINIER) APARTMENT?? I FEAR I WON'T!
SO I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MINIMALISM. THE TRANSIENT LIFE MUST BE THE MINIMALISTIC ONE, RIGHT? ANY GOOD VAGABOND HAS TAUGHT US THAT. SO I'VE STARTED MAKING A LIST: ONE GREEN NALGENE, ONE BEN & JERRYS THERMOS, ONE MOLESKIN, TWO PRECISE V5 PENS, TWO BLACK DRESSES, ETC. BUT THEN I CAME ACROSS AN ARTICLE ABOUT PRODUCTION DESIGNER FORD WHEELER IN THE NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE - AND HE'S GIVEN ME NEW FAITH!
HE IS THE MOST ELEGANT, ECLECTIC, AND FASHIONABLE OF PACK RATS. HE'S KEPT EVERYTHING THROUGHOUT THE YEARS AND HAS MADE HIS NYC LOFT INTO A MUSEUM OF SORTS FOR HIS COLLECTION. HIS ROOMS ARE COLORFUL, CRAZY, AND SIMPLY INSPIRATIONAL.
NEW GAME PLAN: KEEP IT ALL.
HEY, GRANDMA - CAN I STORE IT IN YOUR GARAGE??
Friday, April 8, 2011
CHOCOLATE REFLECTIONS
I RECENTLY HAD AN INTENSE SWEETS CRAVING AND DUG INTO THE LAST PIECE OF CHOCOLATE I WAS GIVEN AS A SOUVENIR FROM SOME LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE. I GRABBED A CHUNK OF MILK CHOCOLATE AND NOSHED ON ITS CORNER. SAVORING THE BITE, I LOOKED AT THE SQUARE. THE WORD "REFLECT" STARED BACK AT ME.
AT FIRST I WAS ANNOYED. I WAS ONLY LOOKING TO QUELL MY SWEET TOOTH, BUT WAS INSTEAD GETTING SOME SORT OF HEAVY LESSON, A REMINDER. THEN I STARTED TO FOLLOW ITS INSTRUCTIONS AND BEGAN RECALLING THE MINUTIA THAT HAS MADE UP THE BLISS OF MY LAST FOUR YEARS. I SMILED COMFORTABLY IN THESE MEMORIES AS THE SWEETNESS MELTED ON MY TONGUE.
THIS IS ALL TO SAY:
EAT MORE CHOCOLATE, IT CAN ONLY LEAD TO GREAT REMEMBERING.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
this week on my radio

this is a final push week before the mayhem of april spring really begins. a head cold, elusive astronaut helmet, and finance work has me running a temperature, but here are some tunes i'm listening to to try and keep zen.
SAFE AND SOUND --- CAPITAL CITIES
HOMECOMING --- THE TEENAGERS
CALIFORNIA SUNRISE --- DIRTY GOLD*
ET --- KANYE WEST, FT. KATY PERRY
LITTLE TALKS --- OF MONSTERS AND MEN
PLAGE --- CRYSTAL FIGHTERS*
S&M --- RHIANNA
* sure to be repeats all the way into summer
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
smatterings
I CLICKED 'NEW POST' BECAUSE I FELT NEGLECTFUL. BUT I CAN'T SAY THAT I REALLY HAVE ANYTHING NOTEWORTHY TO...NOTE. WILL RANDOM THOUGHTS SUFFICE?
I THINK JOHN DONNE WAS WRONG, EVERY MAN IS AN ISLAND. SIMON & GARFUNKEL WERE RIGHT - I AM A ROCK, I AM AN ISLAND. I DO NOT LIKE WHEN GROWN ADULTS (18+) SPEAK LIKE CHILDREN. I WISH I WAS NOT READING ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT FINANCE AND AT SXSW INSTEAD. YOUNG, WILD, AND FREE BYWIZ KHALIFA AND SNOOP DOG IS REALLY GOOD. FRESH GINGER IS A NEW FAVORITE. IT IS ALSO OFFICIAL, I AM ADDICTED TO CAYENNE PEPPER, AND ONLY A YEAR AGO SPICE TERRIFIED ME - BRING IT ON. TECHNOLOGY IS/CAN BE OBNOXIOUS. I HATE COMMUNICATING AND DECIPHERING TEXT MESSAGES/TWEETS/POKES/LIKES/ ETC. CAN WE NOT COMMUNICATE LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS? [NO] WE ARE ALL MEDIOCRE, AND NOW MY FRIEND WILL TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT HER PERSONAL MEDIOCRITY HERE. THIS WAS A LAME POST, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT NOT POSTING FOR MY 5 FOLLOWERS WHO NEED A DISTRACTION DURING MIDTERMS. HERE, LOOK AT A PRETTY PICTURE:

Sunday, March 13, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Come Together Right Now Over Me
This is what WALRUS GUMBOOT is about.
Incase you were wondering,
or didn't know.
From Scratch: Makeshift Tapenade
Recently I've been extremely experimental in the kitchen. I'll look up a recipe, figure out (loosely) what ingredients I need then take it from there on my own. Usually I have good results, but not always. But that's experimentation, right? After a day trip to Georgetown, DC, I was set on recreating the delicious tapenade that Paolo's Ristorante served us when we sat down. Our waitress had told me it was a tapenade of chickpeas, olives, garlic, roasted eggplant and red pepper, olive oil, and lemon. So naturally I thought, "I can do that!"
What I made was definitely not the same as Paolo's. Maybe because I didn't have roasted eggplant or because I really didn't have much idea of how to make tapenade. I put roasted red pepper, kalamata olives, canned chickpeas, garlic, lemon, and olive oil together in a food processor and hoped for the best. When the consistency wasn't completely right I added a bit of chickpea juice (from the can) that I had reserved and some salt & pepper. I don't know if I made tapenade, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. The consistency wasn't quite smooth enough to really eat with carrot sticks (above), but would be great on small pieces of rye bread.
Might have been a wee bit bootleg, but I'm still all about experimenting.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
MARCH
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